A purple ray of light shot through the ceiling and laid an egg on Susan's head. She woke up groggily, brushing off the spiders that covered her hands, the earwigs in her hair.
On the way to work she saw:
- 2 dinosaurs (mother and baby Tyrannosaur)
- A space ship (filled with 16 extra terrestrials)
- 8 leprechauns (searching for their pot of gold)
Work was okay, minus the annoying vampire who wouldn't stop trying to suck her blood and the pirate who threatened to steal her away to his ship.
When she got home, two ghosts handed her a gold coin and a opaque pearl and made motions for her to eat it.
She opened her jaws that housed 99 giants fangs and swallowed.
The next day, she woke up and brushed 3 spiders off her hands.
She took a plane to work.
Work was alright, two men were arguing about a television show, a mummy was looking for its sarcophagus and there were 15 phone calls.
When she got home, a woman and a ghost handed her a yellow pill and an opaque pearl.
She ate them.
The next day she woke up in her bed. No spiders.
She took the bus to work.
Work was work. Some phone calls, people talking by the coffee cooler.
When she got home, a woman and a man gave her a yellow pill and a red pill.
The next day, there were no adventures, no monsters, no exciting discoveries, no wild animals, no pirates, just houses and cars and buildings.
Just boring, predictable reality. Just maddening sanity.
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2 comments:
Nice one, Tal. I like.
ya, i like it too.
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