On being blunt.

Don't let the title fool you, none of this has anything to do with the marijuana, but I'm sure it'd make it a much more entertaining read.

Back to the matter at hand, I think you're ugly, terribly dressed and should be sent hurtling into the sun just so we can make SURE that every single inch of you is completely incinerated.

See, that wasn't nice and all.

Now you may call me a hate filled cynic, but that little girl selling you cookies, that nun, even that lazy eyed nursery home grandmother who knits and talks about her grandson are all harboring these prior mentioned thoughts about you. I might not be right about the grandmother, she might be looking at the mailbox. You see, us Canadians, and it's amazing how we stereotype when it's a positive thing, are known for being polite.

Thank you, yes please, I'd love to.

We like to be known as that humble pacifist that lives upstairs to the incentuous gun nuts who live downstairs. However, is this in our best interest? When visiting New York, I was amazed by how loud and how vocal people were about their gripes, it was uncanny and contagious. Ofcourse at first glance someone telling you off might seem a terrible thing when compared to the 'how do you do's' and 'nice day's that we're used to. But then you realize that after the shouting comes resolution, grievences become pleasentries in seconds.

In Canada oh sure we're polite, but hiding behind each tactfully chosen word is hidden bile. Instead of lashing out and getting it out there and solving the situation through confrontation we simply let the tiffs and spats and grievious insults torment us and pile up until the jenga tower of hatred is built so high it eventually comes crashing down under the guise of psychosis, double homocides and parachute pants. I'll let you decided which of the 3 is worst.

(Parachute pants)

So, I'd just like to say professor, when I told you to 'Go fuck yourself you old sack of shit' before I realized who you were, I only had your best interest at heart, and wanted to become closer to you as a student.

I hope this won't be on the exam.

-tal