just a joke

a doctor calls a man and says, “I have some bad news you need to get down to the hospital right now. Your wife’s, she's been in a car accident.”

The man runs down to the hospital and is met by the doctor. The doctor has looks grim and says, “your wife, she’s paralyzed from the waste down. You’re…you’re going to have to look after her. She can’t control her own bowels, you’re going to have to change her, and feed her, and bathe her and look after her.”

The man looks devestated. He can’t believe what he’s hearing. “that’s awful, god…I, I don’t know what I’m going to do.” He stands there silently, thinking....

then the doctor slaps his leg and says, “I’m just fucking with you. She’s dead.”