5 Easy and Helpful Steps To Making A Blog Post.

I've gotten a lot of emails* concerning the procedure and mechanisms involved in each and every blog post that Carlin and I write. Where do you get your inspiration? How do you decide on titles? How do you successfully cocksmack carlin without waking him up? The usual stuff.

Well, rather than answering each email individually in a tedious and repetitive format, I've decided to simply make a post that will outline and go into detail in a step by step format of how ideas go from the brain to the blog.

STEP 1: Slack off.

STEP 2: Pull something out of your ass. This is where most of the posts come from. It's getting late, you've had nachos and tequilla for dinner again, and then you go, hey, it's been like 28 hours** I better post something on the blog. Then you think of the most horribly offensive thing imaginable and let the bigotry work itself through your fingers and onto the keyboard.

STEP 3: Pull something out of Carlin's ass. (Just kidding, who wants to see a bunch of articles about big black dicks?

STEP 4: Start to write a post, then pick up your phone/gameboy/ipod/dvd player/xbox/lesbians/dart board/etch a sketch/lawn darts/unfinished screenplay and do that instead/slack off.

STEP 4: If the previous steps don't work, just make a bullshit how-to cop out post without coming up with anything original.

*None at all.

**No fucking clue.